Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Men are Simple; Emotions are for Women

Hello Blog World I finally got to creating this area of expression for myself. I have been known to be extremely honest and blunt when it comes to certain things in life. Primarily SEX! I am an advocate for the male point of view because they are very simple creatures. MEN=Henny, Beer, ESPN, a Remote, and Money. That's it for them. If you notice no where are women involved. Yes women are optional and men will only include the woman if she accepts the basics to whom the man is. Ladies, and I guess I will speak in terms of we, we are a complicated breed and if we want man to accept the complexity we need to simplify in such a way that men are not baffled when we express the 20 emotions we can go through simultaneously in the matter of seconds. Men want one thing from the women and that is PUSSY. Now if you can provide that and smoothly slip in your complexity we might start winning in the "game" that is considered a relationship. So simple steps we need to start to understand the Man..1. Drink Henny with them 2. Provide the Blue Mountain Beers 3. Shut Up when ESPN is on 4. Make sure all the remotes have batteries 5. Never mess with his money making scheme. We also have to simply satisfy them with our only power PUSSY. I have just provided you with 5 steps and a bonus on how to simplify your life and keep a man just marveled by your simplicity.
*****DISCLAIMER****
This may not work if you are crazy bitch.